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The Harland Highway

Get your dose of Harland's twisted world of comedy on The Harland Highway. This is the place to be for Harland Williams jokes, commentary, interviews, observations & hilarious reoccurring characters. Put the pedal to the metal & tear on down The Harland Highway.

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The Harland Highway Episodes Date
PLAY 492: GUN CONTROL BULLSHIT, old, nasty veins. May 16, 2013
Today we talk about the myth of gun control, a call from Harland's Aunt Ruthie, and when is it time to say goodbye to short skirts? Bunch of clunch!!  
PLAY FLASHBACK SHOW #8 May 13, 2013
As requested by the Pavement Pounders, an early show that never made it into the archives. Enjoy this Highway flashback! Scrapped maps!!  
PLAY 491: Harland goes to NASCAR, Dr. Ascot returns, space puke. May 9, 2013
Harland goes on an all access trip to NASCAR and has a report, Dr. Ascot returns for some on air therapy, and what happens if you puke in space? Smash my cash!!  
PLAY 490: Harland does a STAND UP set after jumping on stage at local comedy club. May 6, 2013
Harland gives us a rare glimpse behind the STAND UP curtain as we follow him down to a Hollywood comedy club on the Sunset Strip. Harland shares his methods of writing and creating stand up material and takes us on a hilarious journey into a unique world where the only way to create is in front of a LIVE audience. Come along for the ride as Harland jumps on stage and lets the comedy flow!  
PLAY 489: JIM CARREY INTERVIEW PART 2, also, a WHORE drops in the studio. May 2, 2013
Harland's rare interview with actor comedian Jim Carrey, PART 2. The superstar discusses comedy and life with Harland, also, a Bakersfield WHORE drops by for sex action, the problem with light bulbs, and the way schools have changed over the years. Slam that wham!!  
PLAY 488: RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH QUEEN ELEIZABETH, sexy cereals. April 29, 2013
The queen of England drops by to play Russian Roulette with Harland, sexy breakfast cereal, are there consumer products placed in thelyrics of pop songs? Grange my garage!!!  
PLAY 487: ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDER, also, Mr. Featherstone, Harland's boss comes up with a horrible way to increase ratings. April 25, 2013
Harland visits his boss Mr. Featherstone, an incredible and strange animal attack, a horrible story about a murdering illegal alien, and Harland is forced to have sex with a cheap whore. Wrinkledy dinkledy!!!  
PLAY 486: PENIS SIZE... does it matter? April 22, 2013
The research is in about women's attraction to penis size, wait till you hear the results, crazy x-ray madness with Harland's doctor, and small, tender moments in life. Sourcream my dream!!!  
PLAY 485: Dead JULIA CHILDS, new monsters discovered April 18, 2013
We get a visit from cooking sensation DEAD JULIA CHILDS, Barbie gets un-madeover, there have been some new MONSTERS discovered, and last but not least Nelly Frutado. Bobble your wobble dobble!!!  
PLAY 484: Maybe the HEALTHIEST podcast EVER! April 15, 2013
Harland takes a call from a Pavement Pounder and it turns into the WHOLE show!! Blungle dee flungldee!!  
PLAY FLASHBACK SHOW #7 April 11, 2013
As requested by you guys, some of the earlier shows that never made it into the archives. Enjoy!  
PLAY 483 Harland interviews actor JIM CARREY, rare interview. April 8, 2013
Harland goes one on one with JIM CARREY asking serious and silly questions, iPad road rage, and super kinky bat sex!! Crush my crumpet!!!  
PLAY 482 N. Korea wants to NUKE the USA. GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM April 4, 2013
North Korea threatens USA with nuclear bombs, the master at work JIM CARREY in Cable Guy, and singer GEORGE MICHAEL from pop band WHAM, calls into show. Bless my apple snoss!!  
PLAY 481 CELEBRITY RACES with CHARLES PARSLEY, Free money. April 1, 2013
Celebrity racing with Charles Parsley, Someone is giving out free money, a great Canadian rock tune, and the crunchiest place on earth. Flip it flap it stack it!!!  
PLAY 480 Dr. DEBBIE THYMER is back with life coaching advice. Chain gangs March 28, 2013
Dr. Debbie Thymer returns with her expert life coaching advice, an insperational message from celebrity BEN STEIN, working on the CHAIN GANG, and murder by Mother Earth. Black and blue white shoe!!  
PLAY 479: Harland sleeps with quarterback TOM BRADY, mac and cheese March 25, 2013
Harrland sleeps with football superstar Tom Brady, disgusting, Also, Kraft mac and cheese scandal, and is BINGO a crime? Copy my floppy!!  
PLAY 478: Harland's COLLEGE ROOMATE, Rej, drops by! March 21, 2013
Today my best buddy and college roomate Rej Bourdages drops by. Wait until you hear about all the AMAZING MOVIES he has worked on over his career. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Lemon juice leg warmers!!!  
PLAY 477: Phone calls from YOU guys, the Pavement Pounders! March 18, 2013
Today we play a bunch of great phone messages from some of our listeners, crazy, interesting, strange, and funny!! Dial me in Crab Face!!!  
PLAY 476 Harland reviews the OSCAR'S, stupid 911 calls March 14, 2013
Harland reviews the 2013 Oscar's, late, but still. More dumbass 911 calls, and the benefits to people driving with cell phones. Stank a blank!!  
PLAY 475: SPECIAL guest, PLAYBOY PLAYMATE Nikki Leigh March 11, 2013
Harland talks to the beautiful Nikki Leigh about life, love, sex, and all kinds of goodies. Also the NATURE QUIZ at the end of the podcast. Sweet mother of meatball sauce!!!  
PLAY 474: Stupid 911 call, Senior Fuentes, death by waffles! March 7, 2013
Today we listen to a really stupid 911 call, someone almost murdered by waffles, annoying clothing tags, and a visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes. Stipe my ripe!!  
PLAY FLASHBACK EPISODE #6 March 4, 2013
By listener demand, playing down the early episodes that aren't posted. We drop these in from time to time until we are caught up to #42. ENJOY, BOOOOOOOYYYY!!  
PLAY 473: LOVE and how it hurts, TV show SHARK TANK February 28, 2013
Love can be painful, we discuss, Artists in the courtroom, the question of the day, and TV show SHARK TANK. Roll it and then scroll it!!!  
PLAY 472: Michelle Obama on the PARSLEY PAPERS, fake crying February 25, 2013
1st lady Michelle Obama is interviewed on the Parsley Papers today, Fake crying to get your money, Wristband fever, the question of the day. Tumble your bumble!!  
PLAY 471: Music and its MESSAGE. TORTURE! February 21, 2013
Have people lost the desire or understanding of poetic music? Harland gets his Hollywood Star, sort of. And guess what, you've all been tortured, I'm gonna tell you how. Drip your trip!!!  
PLAY 470: A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Noisy babies. February 18, 2013
Harland gets called up to his bosses office Mr. Featherstone, crying babies, the medal of honor, and the gayest thing ever. Sand band grand slamb!!!  
PLAY 469: VALENTINES DAY love, sex, and zoo animals. Samuel E. Quoke February 14, 2013
It's that special day and we discuss love, relationships and romance. Samuel E. Quoke drops in to read some romantic letters. Clasp my grasp!!!  
PLAY 468: Special guest - HONEY BADGER'S voice, Randall February 11, 2013
Yes it's Randall the narrator of the Honey Badger YouTube video sensation. Randall and I talk nature, life, mothers, and all kinds of bad ass stuff. We also do an incredible Nature Quiz at the end of the show! Skunk my blunk!!  
PLAY 467: BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga February 7, 2013
BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga are they too close? And a giant monster has been found under the sea, for real. Bundle up your brace face!!!  
PLAY 466: U.S. President ATTACKED, Noisy people in movie theatres February 4, 2013
Obama is attacked in the white house, noisy people during movies, the question of the day, and Harland announces TV spot. Clam up oyster face!!  
PLAY 465 BURGER KING DEATH, Harland has a run in with the cops January 31, 2013
A Burger King funeral, Harland loses $$$ after run in with cops, sporting event distractions, Harland announces Conan Show. Stiffen your staffen!!  
PLAY 464: PENGUIN BOY, Dangerous homeless people January 28, 2013
Have you encountered dangerous homeless people, animals out of place, the question of the day, and Harland spots Penguin Boy. Lather my lightbulb!!!  
PLAY 3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #5 January 24, 2013
Yet another FLASHBACK SHOW per the request of the Pavement Pounders!! slice it and dice it!!!  
PLAY 463: THERE'S BEEN A RAPE, 80's band The FIXX January 21, 2013
Something has been raped and it's sick, renting a limo, the FIXX in concert, and a fond road trip. Slap it in the happy!!!!  
PLAY 3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #4 January 17, 2013
As requested by you, the listeners, we are slowly playing back the first 42 episodes because they are not in the archives. ENJOY!!  
PLAY 462: A dog is choked by a man, Let's talk RESPECT. January 14, 2013
A naked man chokes a dog, how do you show respect, the question of the day, who picks the eatery? Harland's new stand up special!  
PLAY 461: Harland creates a new word. Senior Fuentes drops by! January 10, 2013
Harland invents a brand new word, the question of the day, imposter web sites, Harland reviews the movie IMPOSSIBLE, and Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Black and blue shoe!!!  
PLAY 460: FUTURISTIC ROBOTICS, A WOMAN LOCKED IN A MALL January 7, 2013
Today we discuss incredible futuristic robotics, a woman is locked in a grocery store, the question of the day, and the 1st review of my new stand up comedy special. Blast my blast furnace!!!  
PLAY 459: HAPPY NEW YEAR SHOW. DR. ASCOT, PREDICTIONS January 3, 2013
The 1st show of the year, with new years predictions, a visit with DR. ASCOT, rock group ABBA, and the question of the day. Old slang Zine my friends!!  
PLAY 3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #3 December 27, 2012
Per your request, another one of the earliest episodes that has never been posted, it's #3, enjoy Swingle swangle  
PLAY 458 Harland meets PAMELA ANDERSON, again! McRib is back! December 24, 2012
Harland talks about his recent meeting with superstar Pamela Anderson, the McRib sandwich is back yuuuck, Harland sings you a Christmas song, and the question of the day. Flap it and grind it!!!  
PLAY 457: Shootings in the USA, Xmas poems December 20, 2012
Most of today's show is Xmasy, but I felt the need to talk about the children who were shot in yet another school rampage. On the lighter side we have the question of the day and a very special readin of T'was the Night Before Christmas. Sulpher salt mines!!!  
PLAY 456: The ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARADE, animal attacks. December 17, 2012
This is a big one, the 45th annual Harland Highway Christmas parade, Xmas wishlists, animal attacks, and giving during the holidays. Glow little glowface!!!!  
PLAY 455: XMAS HOMECOMING, Creepy Disney kids December 13, 2012
Gift giving and home for the holidays, knives in the kitchen, creepy Disney kids. Blorne Identitree!!!  
PLAY 454: Capn'n Kirk drops by. Office Xmas stuff December 10, 2012
Harland tries to talk his boss, Mr. Featherstone into throwing an Xmas party, The trouble with girl things, Christmas at the office, and a visit from Cap'n Kirk. Fish sand which!!!!!  
PLAY 453: COMPUTERS DESTROYING MANKIND, cop chases December 6, 2012
Will computers destroy humanity? Have you been in a cop car chase? The question of the day, Canadian pop stars, a traditional Highway Xmas song. Jingle my blingle!!!  
PLAY 452: YOU TUBES MOST WATCHED VIDEO, the Middle East. December 3, 2012
The crisis in the Middle East is discussed, You Tube's most watched video, the Korean news, romantic letters from Samuel E. Quoke. Tingling in my ringwormling!!  
PLAY 451: EPISODE 2 FLASHBACK SHOW November 29, 2012
As requested by the Pavement Pounders, we are slowly rolling out the first 42 episodes, as they have not been posted. This is the 2nd Highway podcast ever produced, hope you enjoy!! Blinkety blunkity blink!!!  
PLAY 450: The WALKING DEAD, and Senior Fuentes! November 26, 2012
Today we discuss the grossness of zombies, Christmas spoilers, are you an addict?, the question of the day, and a visit from Harland's gardener, Senior Fuentes. Bless your blisters!!  
PLAY 449: Thanksgiving and MURDER!! November 22, 2012
We celebrate Thanksgiving, there's been a murder, fishing for Osama, and remembering a friend. Clank my clunk!!!  
PLAY 448: JAMES BOND REVIEW. The death of a brand name November 19, 2012
Today Harland talks about the new 007 movie Skyfall. Also, the death of an iconic foodstuffs, and dangerous behavior in the NFL. Slip your slap face!!  
PLAY 447: Running over animals and socializing. November 12, 2012
Today we discuss the best way to run over animals and discuss different levels of socializing. Trim your trollup!!  
PLAY 446: A treat for a private body part! November 9, 2012
The elections are over, let's discuss, an amazing health food re-examined, question of the day, a treat for a private body part. Bury the bad bone!!!!  
PLAY 445: Presidential election, new pizza!!! November 5, 2012
Today we discuss the presidential election, new pizza surprises, the fun fall season, and a new announcement about my NEW comedy special. Blast my laser ray face!!!  
PLAY 444: Endagered species interview, cold and flu season. November 1, 2012
Harland interviews an expert on our vanishing wildlife, coping with sign language, fake colds, and reading letters from brief encounters. Bag my bag lady!  
PLAY 443: THE HALLOWEEN PODCAST October 30, 2012
Today we talk Halloween, pumpkins and have some very scary guests on the show today! Arooooouuuuwwwwwwwww!!!!  
PLAY 442: Buildings, Ass picking and funky food!!! October 25, 2012
Today I discuss the history of your building, people who pick their asses, and strange foods to eat in public. Crabble my Scrabble!!  
PLAY 441: Listener PHONE CALLS, Krinky McKringles the leprechaun October 22, 2012
Today we play your phone calls and answer your questions, a very strange parcel is delivered, Krinky McKingles the leprechaun drops by for a visit. Sweet nose dip!!!  
PLAY 440: CINNAMON BOY, also, JUSTIN BIEBER and Harland meet. October 18, 2012
That rat bastard Cinnamon Boy drops by the studio, Harland meets pop sensation Justin Bieber, and what's with the presidential debates? Scoop and poop!!  
PLAY 439: Comic/actor TOM GREEN is todays special guest. October 15, 2012
Today I have an in depth talk with Tom Green about his life, loves, regrets, and the future. It's a sweet sweet session of silliness!! Blunk blat!!!  
PLAY 438: ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER interview, FREDDY KRUGER TOO! October 11, 2012
Arnold Swartzenegger is interviewed on the Parsley Papers, What's hanging in your window? The bird flu, is it back? And Freddy Kruger drops into the studio to read love songs. Whack my tabbacky!!!  
PLAY 437: The QUEEN OF ENGLAND calls in for a 2nd time. October 8, 2012
For some reason the Queen of England calls in again to discuss the nude photo scandal, a very strange fishing story, when were you last at the doctors office? Tangy tootsie rolls!!  
PLAY 436: Life Coach DR. DEBBIE THYMER takes calls, space ships. October 4, 2012
Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer takes calls from listeners, Harland has a run in with a space craft, an old saying "My eyes are up here", is examined. Wafly waffly waffle cones!!!!  
PLAY 435: DR. ASCOT returns, Harland attacked in his sleep! October 1, 2012
Dr. Ascot is back with another shrink session with Harland, odd pastries, remaking songs, and Harland gets attacked in his sleep. Holy, holy water!!!  
PLAY 434: Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire is today's guest. September 27, 2012
Today we discuss music, helicopters, kangaroos, periods, and oh so much more with the lovely and talented Sterling Mire. Bundle your fun-dle!!  
PLAY 433: Should JESUS have been killled? Strange body parts. September 24, 2012
Today we hear tape of someone telling us about our sins, Harland starts asking lots of questions about this, also, there are parts of your body you have never seen. Trample my sample!!  
PLAY 432: Call from QUEEN OF ENGLAND, a new App. September 20, 2012
Harland takes a call from Queen Elizabeth regarding the topless photos of Kate Middleton, A tribute to an old friend who passed away, what's up with fortune cookies? And Harland announces some cool NEW stuff. Frock and froll dude!!!  
PLAY 431: Senior Funetes. A trip to the mall of depression. September 17, 2012
Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit, going to the mall gets to be a big downer, what in the name of the law is going on?? Burnt toast tips!!  
PLAY 430: Comedian Cort McCowan is today's special guest. September 13, 2012
Court and I discuss love, war, music and babies. Wally wally oxenfree!!  
PLAY EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway. September 10, 2012
EPISODE #1 - FLASHBACK - The very 1st Harland Highway. At your request we are playing back the 1st Harland Highway podcast ever. This is the start of the first forty two unarchived podcasts that we will roll out SLOWLY over the upcoming months. Listeners have been asking for these for a long time, so here we GO!! Moth ball mongo fever!!!  
PLAY 429: BIGFOOT is DEAD! Campfire Timmy sings camp songs. September 6, 2012
Bigfoot has been killed, we discuss, Campfire Timmy drops by to sing summer campfire songs, and how much do you like surprises?? Crawl along your drawl!!  
PLAY 428: BARACK OBAMA interview, Aumish attacks. September 3, 2012
Charles Parsley interviews President Barack Obama on The Parsley Papers, TV snack and TV commercials, Let's talk about hair, and attacks on the Aumish people. Mighty metal metal detector!!!  
PLAY 427: GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM calls in, listener messages too. August 30, 2012
We get a call from George Michael from WHAM, using middle names, a Muppet has died, and phone calls from listeners. Turn over your burn rover!!  
PLAY 426 Romantic letters with SAMUEL E. QUOKE, Facebook BS. August 27, 2012
Samuel E. Quoke stops by to read romantic summer letters, Facebook political bullshit, funny names to make you giggle, traffic report from Sandy Chopper, and there's a new Sheriff in town. Blast your bungee fingers!!!  
PLAY 425: SHREK DIRECTOR Conrad Vernon August 23, 2012
An incredibly talented man, Director Conrad Vernon is on the Highway today to share stories and thoughts with us. Films credits include, Shrek 2, Aliens vs Monsters, Madagascar 3, to name a few.  
PLAY 424: Last Summer OLYMPIC event. The end of summer. August 20, 2012
Harland discusses the last days of summer, a final trip to the Summer Olympics, the smell inside your car, and a phone call from a mysterious caller. Blank blunk blickle pickle!!!  
PLAY 423: TIMMY campfire songs, Harland solves a mystery!! August 16, 2012
Timmy the campfire kid drops by to sing summer campfire songs, Harland solves a Hardy Boys style mystery, going on a summer road trip, and encounters with spider webs. Blunch my blorch teeth!!!!  
PLAY 422: CINNAMON BOY, The summer Olympics. August 13, 2012
Cinnamon Boy visits the studio, why do we have to point out skin color? The summer Olympic Games with Charles Parsley, menu's are getting too complicated. Royal roast beef face!!!  
PLAY 421: JACK NICHOLSON is Harland's guest, Olympic games. August 9, 2012
Jack Nicholson drops by the studio to discuss one of his more underrated movies, We go LIVE to the summer Olympics with Charles Parsley, talking about smiles, and we take your phone calls. Slab a giant crab!!  
PLAY 420. Harlland will BRAINWASH you, Live at OLYMPIC GAMES August 6, 2012
Harland is going to brainwash you with a catchy song, Charles Parsley covers events at the summer Olympics, taking doctors advice, things we all share..quickly. Gamma ray gammatron oil!!!  
PLAY 419: Harland Announces his NEW TV SERIES! Swallowed by whales! August 2, 2012
Harland Announces his NEW animated TV SERIES, Harland's wild encounters with whales! We go LIVE tot the summer Olympics with commentator Charles Parsley. Freak my deek!!!  
PLAY 418: DRAGONS are real! Buy a gun day! July 30, 2012
Harland finds a real live dragon, buy a gun day, summer cannonball's, naming your car, doggie clothes, the Denver shooting, hot VS cold. Slap a crap trap!!  
PLAY 417: New way to MURDER! Harland stopped by COPS! July 26, 2012
Harland comes up with a new way to commit murder, traveling news anchors, advertising everywhere, the reason we snore, taking a live caller, and Harland gets pulled over by Southern police. Burbldee blerbldee doo!!  
PLAY 416: Harland's femenine side, Dr. Ascot, toenails. July 23, 2012
Harland explores his feminine side, men's toenails, depressed whales, irritation at the hotel check in, girls with deep voices, and a vist with Dr. Ascot. Lord love a lumpy flump!!!  
PLAY 415: Harland Live at Improv, New pets, lip gloss July 19, 2012
Harland does storytelling live on stage, new specie of house pet, cases of mistaken identity, lip gloss craze. Candy striped wheelbarrow!!  
PLAY 414: Adult toys, shark attack, Jolly Joker Jr. July 16, 2012
Do you have any adult toys? Man killed by a shark, babies in freezers and Jolly Joker Jr, returns. Click clack clunk!!  
PLAY 413: Special guest, actress HOLLY LYNCH July 12, 2012
Harland talks love, life, and nuttiness with beautiful actress Holly Lynch. Cranberry swing sets!!!  
PLAY 412: HARLAND AT CRAZY HOLLYWOOD PARTY, Bruce Lee theme park. July 9, 2012
Harland gives you a detailed report from his insane Hollywood party, girls, celb's, and the Ten Commandments?? What? Also, Bruce Lee theme park, and smokers cough!! Ring rang rung!!!  
PLAY 411: COMEDIAN ADAM RAY July 5, 2012
Comedian ADAM RAY and I discuss heaven, the Wolverine, demented children, and yes, the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Slam dunk funk!!  
PLAY 410: SALVADOR DALI, junk mail, Japanese robot joker July 2, 2012
Harland visits the Salvador Dali museum, Reading junk mail, airplane bathrooms, and a vist from Japanese robot joke teller Jolly Joker Jr.. Crinkly crumpet sauce!!!  
PLAY 409: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking kills June 28, 2012
GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM calls in. Smoking and how it kills you, taking tickets, kissing smokers, tornadoes are coming. Glump an underwater pump!!!!  
PLAY 408: Harland's SHARK encounter, Senior Fuentes, American freedom June 25, 2012
Animal attacks, robot joke teller, Harland encounters sharks, a visit from Senior Fuentes, the fragility of American Freedom. Flap my steak flake!!  
PLAY 407: Listener mail bag, Romantic letters, Annoying Orange June 21, 2012
Today we read your letters to the Highway, Harland on a new TV show, law suit from a fat guy, and romantic letters form Samuel E. Quouck. Sizzle my drizzle!!!  
PLAY 406: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, hunting whales, Google June 18, 2012
BBQ Eddy comes out for summer beers, Harland cleans his fridge, the new Google car, the use of blow darts, whale huntin in Hollywood, tricks you can do with shrimp. Sunday bloody funday!!!!  
PLAY 405: BBQ EDDY RETURNS, The 'G' spot, Chin Ho Hawaii 5-O June 14, 2012
BBQ EDDY RETURNS, finding the 'G' spot, Chin Ho from Hawaii 5-O stops in, skin moisturizer, liposuction, Harland goes to a bike race, there's water on Mars, and Nat Geo irritations. Flick my Bic!!  
PLAY 404: HARLAND AND MAJOR CAR CRASH, Killer bees. June 11, 2012
Here the on the spot account of Harland and a major car crash. also, new cars?? And Killer bees and insect sex. Bless my bagpipes!!  
PLAY 403 Sex with a dog, hot models, Comicon AZ June 7, 2012
Sex with a dog?? Hot model dating, Harland visits the Comicon comic convention in Arizona, Maxi Pad confessions, terms of endearment. Ker-BLUUUNK!!  
PLAY 402: SPECIALL GUEST Justin Ian Daniels June 4, 2012
My hilarious comedian/actor buddy, Justin Ian Daniels hogs the show today. Insights, mysteries and of course the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Put pork on your splork!!  
PLAY 401 BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising May 31, 2012
Contreversial BANKSY graffiti artist, Geting old, advertising, fixing the back, signals from outer space. Blunk snunk!!  
PLAY 400-B The live in studio 400th May 28, 2012
This is 400 - B the IN STUDIO AT UNIVERSAL CITY episode. Live calls and webcast. This is the second 400th episode thrown by my boss Mr. Featherstone after the threat of lawsuits. ENJOY!!  
PLAY 400 WOW 400 we celebrate with Timmy the campfire boy and my boss Mr. Featherstone. May 22, 2012
Unbelievable! 400 episodes of The Harland Highway! Thanks to all you Pavement Pounders for being here. We celebrate in Mr. Featherstones office right out of the gate. What could go wrong? Right?  
PLAY 399: Harland meets JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment May 21, 2012
Harland meets movie legend JACK NICHOLSON, Fat kids, sexual harassment, child discipline, and fun times with eggs. Swish swash swuck!!  
PLAY 398: SARAH CALONNA - AUTHOR, COMEDIAN, ACTOR May 17, 2012
SARAH CALONNA, a very funny and talented author and comedian shares her insights with us today. We chat about relationships, North Korea, and do a Celebrity Quiz at the end of the show. Yes indeedy doodle!!  
PLAY 397: CELEBRITY RACES, MASSAGES, SAYING PRAYERS May 14, 2012
Car names, massage chairs, fast talking folks, celebrity races, birds, and the argument over prayers. Bless my face!!!  
PLAY 396: MOTHERS DAY, STARING AT ASS, PRANK CALL May 10, 2012
It's mothers day, checking out asses, killer whales, yummy toothpaste, a prank call to a bird sanctuary. Steam my dry clean!!  
PLAY 395: CINNAMON BOY, LOTTERY LOSER, DR. ASCOT May 7, 2012
A visit from Dr. Ascot, losing the lottery, spooning, KFC cooking facts, trouble with the police, cooking your own food, and Cinnamon Boy stops by. Twist my Twizzle sticks!!!  
PLAY 394: DRIVE THRU HELL, SENIOR FUENTES May 3, 2012
Trapped in drive thru hell, squirrels and rats, eating right with bananas, a visit from my gardener Senior Fuentes, the NEW you. Trickle trackle trinkle!!!  
PLAY 393: CUTE DOG STORIES, SPITTING, AIRPLANE HELL April 30, 2012
New shoes, spitting everywhere, some cute dog stories, airplane take off hell, and a visit from Captain James T. Kirk. Sandbag my marmalade!!  
PLAY 392: LISTENER MAIL BAG, KNITTING, CANDY April 26, 2012
Today we read some listener mail, sour candy obsession, leftover food, receipts, and who knits anymore? Burn my suntan oil!!!  
PLAY 391: HARLAND'S LIVE STAND UP, ZOO GUY VISITS WITH ANIMALS April 23, 2012
Hear Harland going toe to toe with a live crowd, a peek into the dictionary, are you getting old, book announcement, a visit from the Buffalo zoo with live animals in studio. Curl up my burlap!!  
PLAY 390: A VISIT WITH MY BOSS MR. FEATHERSTONE, CHEST HAIR, NEW MOVIE ANNOUNCEMENT April 19, 2012
Weird stuff, news about my latest movie, coffee cops, owning a fish tank, chest hairs, and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Sweet sliced up pizza slices!!  
PLAY 389: CAPTIAN KIRK, MONOPOLY GAME, FOOD. April 16, 2012
Going to the bank, Monopoly game, computer ports, food delivery, food chunks, things in 3's, movies in cars. Crab crawling cringlenut!!!  
PLAY 388: Rock band The DOORS, iPad 3, giving to charity. April 12, 2012
The promoter of rock legend the Doors is here, the new iPad 3, giving to charity, getting scammed, and what do dreams mean? Corn flake fever baby!!  
PLAY 387: GEORGE MICHAEL FROM WHAM, SENIOR FUENTES April 9, 2012
Singer George Michael calls the show, Spam, monsters on the loose, creating a sleep button, a very special birthday, Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Chew your gum bum!!!!  
PLAY 386: COW FARTS, COMPUTER HACKERS, HEAVEN April 5, 2012
Going to heaven, cow farts, the LORAX movie, computer hackers, new ice cream flavors, eye ear nose and throat doctors. Clunkey crackle corn!!  
PLAY 385: ROMANTIC LETTERS by SAMUEL E. QUOK, MICHAEL JACKSON VISIT April 2, 2012
Ankle socks for men, romantic letters as read by Samuel E. Quok, food supply, knowing yourself, and Jacko drops in for a visit. Termite twittle teets!!  
PLAY 384:PILL POPPING, STANLY KUBRICK TRICKS, HARLAND LIVE STAND UP March 29, 2012
Harland's live stand up, Director Stanley Kubrick pulls a fast one on us, tooth aches, popping pills, and Harland learns a new language. Marvelous muffin meats!!  
PLAY 383: LIFE COACH Dr. DEBBIE THYMER, OBNOXIOUS NOISES March 26, 2012
Obnoxious noises, Life coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, lucky driving scenarios, geography names, water pipes and electric cords. Flash a boom bang - a!!  
PLAY 382: Dr. ASCOT, I FOUND A DEAD BODY?? CHEESCAKE FACTORY March 22, 2012
A visit with Dr. Ascot, microwave food problems, I found a dead body, yikes! Understanding the Cheescake Factory!!! Whipped buttery bloom bloom buns!  
PLAY 381: GOODBYE TO AN OLD FRIEND, ROBOTS, BAD DRIVERS March 19, 2012
Saying goodbye to an old friend, business cards, drivers with distractions, robotic phones. Slurp a slap monkey!!!  
PLAY 380: LEPRECHAUN KRINKY McKRINGLES, NEW PROMO GONE WRONG March 15, 2012
My boss Mr. Featherstone implements a new promo for the Highway and it's godawful, testing 123, you have a THINGY, noises from inside us, and leprechaun Krinky McKringles. Twisted butter buns and bedknobs!!  
PLAY 379: CELEBRITY RACES WITH KARDASHIANS, KRINKY McKRINGLES THE LEPRECHAUN March 12, 2012
It's celebrity races featuring the Kardashians, playing ping pong, going numb, where to go in a time machine, rats and rodents, and the worlds most annoying leprechaun, Krinky McCrinkles. Fresh, frosty, foam face!!  
PLAY 378: ME, VINCE VAUGHN, AND A FIGHT ON AN AIRPLANE March 8, 2012
Too many things to do in your life, a crazy Vegas flight where a fight breaks out all around me and Vince Vaughn, and rainbows. Sweet colored cloud puffs!!  
PLAY 377 SPECIAL GUEST David Koechner, SNL, Anchorman, hilarious! March 5, 2012
Very SPECIAL guest, funnyman, actor, comedian DAVID KOECHNER from SNL, Anchorman, Talledega nights, e talk about the biz, Chris Farley, and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz. Saddle up my sling blade sauce!!  
PLAY 376 MASTURBATION, CELEBRITY RACES, TUG OF WAR March 1, 2012
Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!!  
PLAY 375: MURDER, DEATH AT KFC, DR. ASCOT February 27, 2012
Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!!  
PLAY 374: CINNAMON BOY, ASSES, DOG STORIES February 23, 2012
A cinnamon scare sweeps the nation, enter, Cinnamon Boy, dog years, sweet asses, DVD bonuses, hiding, hammering, and sleeping in. Twist my Twix bar!!  
PLAY 373: CHARLIE LEE, DOO WOP MUSIC, PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY February 20, 2012
Air shows, water fill up, a visit to Charlie Lee's Moonglow Tavern, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the magic of doo wop music, and a cruel trick for you to play. Lemon my lime!!!  
PLAY 372: HARLAND IN THE HOSPITAL, MAGIC PEE, SENIOR FUENTES February 16, 2012
Harland goes to the ER, frustrated parking, a visit from Senior Fuentes, brushing the teeth, and magical urinating. Lord love a tangerine onion skinner!!!  
PLAY 371 OOMPA LOOMPA'S, SNAKES, EVIL HOCKEY. February 13, 2012
Your digital photo's, Oompa Loompa's, evil hockey players, snakes, and a visit from George Michael from WHAM.  
PLAY 370 SPECIAL GUEST, JUSTIN IAN DANIELS! February 9, 2012
My hilarious comedian/actor buddy drops by for a visit and we discuss love, life, death, and smelly rainbows. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!  
PLAY 369: ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, DATING, MOOSE ATTACK February 6, 2012
Listener phone calls, Illegal immigration, bad dating, when moose attack, a visit from Senior Fuentes. Snap a snap dragon!!  
PLAY 368: CINNAMON BOY, TURNING INVISBLE, E-BAY February 2, 2012
Yes, sadly that idiot Cinnamon Boy drops by today, uggg! Also, turning invisble, E-Bay purchases, junk in the trunk, and camera madness. Pollute Pluto!!  
PLAY 367: SUPER HERO'S, REVENGE, AND DRAGONS! January 30, 2012
Fast talking auctioneers, famous sayings, sleeping dragons, hero poses, getting revenge, NFL showboating, saving pennies. Big clumps of skunk munk!!!  
PLAY 366 - IT'S LISTENER MAILBAG. YOUR LETTERS AND SNAILS TOO! January 26, 2012
In today's show I go through some, for the most part, angry letters from you the listeners, whooooo. Also, exotic foods, and an update on project Honey Badger. Boink Mr. Spock's teeth!  
PLAY CELEBRITY COMMERCIALS, AND NOSE HAIRS, HELL YEAH! January 23, 2012
We'll be talking about those things as well as your dogs breath, your arms and hands, dutch ovens, and sadly, Timmy the Campfire Kid drops by to sing some of his retarded songs. Bless my sisters mess!!  
PLAY PODCAST 364 January 19, 2012
A very interesting freak! Tricks with your cell phone, Golden Globe winner Meryl Streep. Blop goes the Bleesle!  
PLAY PODCAST 363 January 16, 2012
The sound of bagpipes, the election is on, first visit with Dr. Ascot 2012, Jimmney Cricket, my cousin releases a new CD and I play a cut. Pass the plop pickers!!  
PLAY PODCAST 362 January 12, 2012
Drinking wheatgrass, Tim Teebo, ordering at Starbucks, air fresheners, the cost of freedom popcorn style, mullets are back!!  
PLAY PODCAST 361 January 9, 2012
1st show of 2012 and a visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, early morning monkeys, politeness, bird formations, and the cattle holocaust. Slurp a slap shot!!  
PLAY PODCAST 360 December 16, 2011
Ordering food properly, Christmas carols, Eggs, third eyes, fighting a cold. Glob my sisters cob!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 359 December 14, 2011
Cross dressing problems, new fuels, life and money, Hanibal Lectre. Blunk my skunk!!  
PLAY PODCAST 358 December 12, 2011
Is the shuttle program sexual? Listener voice mail, gang signs, Hannibal Lecter, deafness, Harland's interview with actor Jay Mohr. Swap your swip sweep!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 357 December 9, 2011
Dating scam, Charlie Lee and the Moonglow Tavern, twitchy legs, Harland makes a 911 call, do unto others, underground caves. Back street bingo boys!!  
PLAY PODCAST 356 December 7, 2011
Texting and flirting, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, English driving rules, a deadly phone app, and a call from rocker George Michael. Burp my bongo baby!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 355 December 5, 2011
A visit from my special guest, actor, artists, singer, Toby Huss. Stories from Down Periscope and others, plus Xmas songs and the Harland Highway animal quiz. Curl up your clunk munk!  
PLAY PODCAST 354 December 2, 2011
The start of Christmas, going to food court, Gene Simmons mouth, Thanksgiving food, morning mouth, freezer burn, what the TRUCK. Clam baked bonnie shells!!  
PLAY PODCAST 353 November 30, 2011
Chemicals in our food, Baskin Robbins, UFO crop circles, Ashton Kutcher divorce, TV dinners, and an annoying call from George Michael from WHAM. Sandblast momma's melon patch!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 352 November 28, 2011
More and more taxes, Car repairs, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Timer, dangerous animals. Fold and flap your furnace!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 351 November 25, 2011
Running, listener voice mails, animal attack, a celebrity sighting, Dr. Ascot, and a special announcement. Twist your twinkle toes!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 350 November 23, 2011
It's the Thanksgiving Day Special Podcast. It's all about turkey day, including the Harland Highway 59th annual Thanksgiving day parade. Have a great one!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 349 November 21, 2011
Trouble at a protest, octopi, weather people, Harland goes into Occupy Wall Street march, fake lady lumps. Clang my boomerang!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 348 November 18, 2011
Stupid consumer purchases, a call to Dildo, Canada. Road hoggers, babies in the tummy, phone message menu, killing my cell phone. Bunk bed banana blisters!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 347 November 16, 2011
Listener Mailbag, scarecrows, fat solutions, residue food, Gatorade. What a wonderful walnut fest!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 346 November 14, 2011
Tanning salon fiasco, the Michael Jackson verdict, plane tires, the Honey Badger guy. WOOOOOOOONNNNK!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 345 November 11, 2011
Ramp snobs, voicemails, the life of cows, security protection, and Dr. Ascot!. Scrape my tiny teeth!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 344 November 9, 2011
TV shows I've seen, sleep problems, voicemails, smokers, and Timmy sings some campfire songs. Plumb flavored rump balls!!  
PLAY PODCAST 343 November 7, 2011
Fingernails, Halloween scares, kids and God, calling the zoo, leading men who yell in movies. Bundle up my brumblebushes!!  
PLAY PODCAST 342 November 4, 2011
What's with Greece? Being scared, fake boobies, a cal from Christopher Walken, the fall of the system, mac and cheese. Super puffed wonder duffs!  
PLAY PODCAST 341 November 2, 2011
Special guest, actor, comedian, Justin Ian Daniels drops by the Highway for a visit. Gooey, lemony, fun!!  
PLAY PODCAST 340 October 31, 2011
Lost in the corn, warewolfs, Yoda upgrade, romantic letters, American freedom and the Wall Street occupiers. Blasts of minty mongo meat!!  
PLAY PODCAST 339 - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL October 28, 2011
It's the scary Halloween Special with Dead Julia Childs, my adventure in a graveyard, scary Halloween poems, and a scary visit with Dr. Ascot. BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO yaaayyy BOOOOOOOO!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 338 October 26, 2011
I am mad at my face, listener phone messages, flamingos, Senior Fuentes, students,tennis. Land ahoy garlic face!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 337 October 24, 2011
Reading with Braile, solids, liquids, and gas, home repairs, a new trick with my phone, body fluids, movie talk. Gaggle my geese!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 336 October 21, 2011
Keeping warm, Baby wipes, Air fresheners, listener celebrity impressions, The Walking Dead TV show. Snorkle your slippers off!!  
PLAY PODCAST 335 October 19, 2011
New foxy hairdoo, learning to relax, learning to work, listener voice mails. Bless my Cabbage Patch Dolls!  
PLAY PODCAST 334 October 17, 2011
Eating and talking at the same time, a new language, Senior Fuentes, Seat belt mystery, fake owls, and, are you being good?? Bless my bacteria stains!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 333 October 14, 2011
A police story, twitchy legs, Dr. Ascot, building miracle, the color of our skin. Twisty twirly twizzle sticks!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 332 October 12, 2011
Steve Jobs founder of Apple R.I.P. Listener voice mails, Googled. Sweet martian fudge feast!!  
PLAY PODCAST 331 October 10, 2011
Car speakers are too loud, an interview with Angelina Jolie, the lost art of whistling, are you a good lay? And, a visit to Chinatown. Snap my snow peas!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 330 October 7, 2011
The art of insults, new zoos, are you boring? death at the airshow, Krinky McKringles. Sweater over sweater!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 329 October 5, 2011
Is taxing the rich right? Is it fair? Computer codes, and actress/model Amber Rachelle Coyle drops in for more triple X talks. Lemon my lemon juice!!  
PLAY PODCAST 328 October 3, 2011
The letter 'S', Eskimo sled teams, listener voice mail, George Michael promotes new charity. Bless my blisters, misters!!  
PLAY PODCAST 327 September 30, 2011
The crusafix, comedian Kathleen Madigan, termite control, Dr. Ascot, listener voicemails, the use of capital LETTERS. Smash my wash board!  
PLAY PODCAST 326 September 28, 2011
People who snoop, death of Mcdonalds, what has happened to men? scared stiff, and George Michael calls in drunk from England. Pork and bean butterfly soup!!  
PLAY PODCAST 325 September 26, 2011
Deer in the yard, grocery store stalker, German story, celebrity races, impressions, food crashes, women eaters. Slurp a sack of cashews!!  
PLAY PODCAST 324 September 23, 2011
Bug invasions, a visit from Dead Julia Childs, speaker phones, trophies, gender shopping, cooked meats, and quick tips. Bless your burnt nostril flares!  
PLAY PODCAST 323 September 21, 2011
Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for more merriment and madness. Today we talk about sex, food, and stepping in it, and of course The Harland Highway Quiz. Boil your brown socks!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 322 September 19, 2011
Pickup truck magic, Charlie Lee tries out a new dish on Harland, Russia takes over the north pole, quick tips, bi-polar discussion, and Harland promo's his new Disney movie  
PLAY PODCAST 321 September 16, 2011
Silent farts, celebrity races, man hands and kooky calves, Quick tips, and Dr. Ascot. Grind your duck pond!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 320 September 14, 2011
Today it's listener MAIL BAG, where I read and respond to all your letters to the Harland Highway. Sweet carbon dated crab cakes!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 319 September 12, 2011
A visit from special guest Mellisa Villasenor, an incredible impressionist from this years America's Got Talent show on NBC. Hear about the show as well as a bunch of her incredible impersonations. Holy pie slap!!  
PLAY PODCAST 318 September 9, 2011
Getting snagged, windshield sprayers, quick tips, voice-mails, recalled cars, a call from George Michael from WHAM. Pull my purple potato!!  
PLAY PODCAST 317 September 7, 2011
Ugly kids vs pretty kids, female deoderant, movie talkers, quick tips, drive thru's, mannequins, and god forbid, Cinnamon Boy! Bake my crunch cake!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 316 September 5, 2011
Today I discuss zit creams, speech impediments, sewer lids, pizza slices, bees and cell phones, and a stoner calls the hotline. Bless my boiled bean sprouts!!  
PLAY PODCAST 315 September 2, 2011
Heavy groceries, Harland gets Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher, Migrane headache relief, and Dr. Ascot. Wibble my wobbly wingle woggles!  
PLAY PODCAST 314 August 31, 2011
Special guest, my friend Amber drops by and we discuss the world of women, sex, and relationships. Hold onto your hair doo this one gets wild! Hooooooooonkkkk!!  
PLAY PODCAST 313 August 29, 2011
Too old for dolls, Summer letters, mouth to mouth, Hurricane Irene, microphones, lunch with God. Slap my sandwich up!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 312 August 26, 2011
Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for a visit! Crinkle my crackle!!  
PLAY PODCAST 311 August 24, 2011
Thick eye glasses, running not driving, the Goober Goblin, PMSing, I saw a nude guy, a special visitor comes to the studio, sex sensors. Fire up my staircase!!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 310 August 22, 2011
Concert tickets, Singer George Michael calls in, pillows, humans are evolving, home surprises, beer samples. Galvonize my alvonize!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 309 August 19, 2011
Muscle women, drug sniffing dogs, mystery music, Michael Jackson drops by, getting a spanking, clever thief, tickets from cops. Sour cream and potato face!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 308 August 17, 2011
A surprise guest visits the studio, technology comfort, a long listener voice mail is discussed. Berries with cream M'lady??  
PLAY PODCAST 307 August 15, 2011
Speaking lessons, homeless greed, folding, fake boobs and new bras, Chin Ho from 5-O, The Cock the Ass and the Pussy. Wally wally Washington!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 306 August 12, 2011
Alarm clock birds, quick tips, Senior Fuentes, podcast gimmick, email liars, Dr. Ascot. Twinkle my tonsil hairs!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 305 August 10, 2011
Ice scream we all scream for ice cream, a very scary movie villain, NASA explores the sun, brushing teeth tip, my dinner with some Hollywood big wigs. Corny coco crunch!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 304 August 8, 2011
Snoring problems, getting a massage, odd things in stores, a new blow up doll, and a live interview with WHAM frontman George Michael. Holy crumpet critters!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 302 August 5, 2011
Harland goes on vacation, special thank you, hair gel, and a very special baby is born and it stinks. Blunderful is the same as wonderful!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 301 August 3, 2011
Songs that bring back memories, the end of an era, James T. Kirk, and Dr. Ascot. Ring jing a chicken wing!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 300 August 1, 2011
Can u believe it? 300 podcasts!!! On this one a visit to my boss Mr. Featherstone, a chat about lesbian koala's, Charlie Lee helps us celebrate 300 episodes, and do we all hate shopping carts or what? Here's to 300 more!!  
PLAY pod299 July 25, 2011
Pet funerals, stuff in your eye, Angelina adopts, adult kids, pink eye. Just butter it!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 298 July 22, 2011
Double sinks, a little poem for you, jamming rock tune, jumbo jet fever! Brussle my tussle!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 297 July 20, 2011
Curious George reading, "to die for", drunk street sweep, the fat internet, HOTTY alert, Bill Gates and his money, slow asses at the check out line. Billy has blister lips!!  
PLAY PODCAST 296 July 18, 2011
Beef Jerky, food guilt, the state of murder in the USA, marshmallows, things our dad's make us do, BBQ Eddy. Laser eye surgery my nostril!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 295 July 15, 2011
Murder! Too many cooks in the kitchen, words, manuels, BBQ Eddy, trucks with balls, Dr. Ascot. Cork my corkscrew!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 294 July 13, 2011
You are a bitch, listener mail bag, cinnamon boy, bbq Eddie. Slurp your salt water tinsel teeth!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 293 July 11, 2011
Sea turtles and extinction, alarms, In god we trust, big ears, the pyramid mystery, the dollar bill. Whip my whelpie!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 292 July 8, 2011
What would Jesus do, stop selling me sexy, hot sauces and hot foods, woodpeckers, sunglasses. Mumbly wumbly marmalade meat!!  
PLAY PODCAST 291 July 6, 2011
A summer music festival, hi fi wiring, interview with actor Tom Green, who's got my money? A golden oldie (song). Mushy mump lumps!!  
PLAY PODCAST 290 4th of July July 4, 2011
It's all about America on this podcast, yaaayyyyyyyyyyy! And the Johnny Rockets red glaaaareeeeeee!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 289 July 1, 2011
Parking rage,Hitler, lost keys, new iPhones, farts, America is stupid, and Dr. Ascot. Sugar lumps and dingle buns!!  
PLAY PODCAST 288 June 29, 2011
Celebrity sighting, death defying moments, traffic, cockroaches. Lord love an onion bun!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 287 June 27, 2011
Coins and collectors, the world of art, hockey depression, wild sex story, the Grand Canyon, listener phone messages. Wrinkle my tinkle!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 286 June 24, 2011
Special guest, comedian and actor Justin Schlagle. Bittersweet bunk cake!!  
PLAY PODCAST 285 June 22, 2011
Old skateboarders, Houdini and the world of magic, funny faces, ear lobe exploration, crazy sex story. Rumple my stilksens!!  
PLAY PODCAST 284 June 20, 2011
A special musical guest today, my cousin from the Barenaked Ladies, Kevin Hearn. Sweet glorious onion melts!!  
PLAY PODCAST 283 June 17, 2011
Female terrorists, chocolate diet, cell phone loud mouths, Dr. Ascot, fast food horror, raunchy sex story, dangerous jobs. Buffalo snot meat!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 282 June 15, 2011
Strange driving hazards, you're grounded, Starbucks, coffee, hobbies, Shaving hazards, Apple products. Lumpy lemon lump cakes!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 281 June 13, 2011
Special guest Sean Tweedley drops in for chuckles and stories. Swing it wide sister!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 280 June 10, 2011
Gross out commercials, dog rescues, tip on flying, horror movie the Omen, Seafood fiasco, and an annoying visitor to the studio. Swirl my lima beans!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 279 June 8, 2011
Sex capade story, tall people and short people, listener mail bag, weather man complaints. It Chinese fun time boys and girls!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 278 June 6, 2011
Naughty sex story, showering, long winded story tellers, garage doors, artistic purity, helpful tip. Bing bang BOOM baby!!  
PLAY PODCAST 277 June 3, 2011
Spring allergies, my new hero, crazy sex story, Dr. Ascot, the nutty thing about squirrels. Scooooooorrrrrrccch!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 276 June 1, 2011
An interview with special guest Michael Rosenbaum from Smallville and Sorority Boys. Sweet Maple gravy!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 275 May 30, 2011
The mystery hair, sad guitar players, hardwood floor fever, Senior Fuentes, garbage piles, pet love, a helpful tip from Harland. Gargle you gibble bits!!  
PLAY PODCAST 274 May 27, 2011
Helping too much, seat belts on planes, full moon fever, 1st class seating, indie films, Dancing with the Celebrities. Wagon train tinkle hairs!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 273 May 25, 2011
Feng Shway, Magnet drivers, Timmy and his campfire songs, nap time, and trouble in phone sex land. Tharrrrr she blowwwwwwssss!!  
PLAY PODCAST 272 May 23, 2011
Jenny Craig hoax, small people, police training, Timmy and his campfire songs, Harland for president, and Harland reads a poem. Twinkldy dinkldy dee!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 271 May 20, 2011
Evolving monkeys, dog sex, UFC cage fighter Chuck Liddell, career shelf life, Dr. Ascot. Pull my purple pogo stick!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 270 May 18, 2011
Big, beefy mystery, Justin Shclagel interview concluded including the Harland Highway animal quiz. Moo quack meoww and woofffy!!  
PLAY PODCAST 269 May 16, 2011
Cindy Crawford chronicles, role playing, internet fights, a mystery guest visits the studio, compact car parking, garlic lovers. Swampy sweet grasses indeed!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 268 May 13, 2011
Lady GaGa is ga ga, dinosaur sounds, KFC with something new, the birds and the bees, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Slap your slippers silly!!  
PLAY PODCAST 267 May 11, 2011
An interview with Highway favorite Justin Shclegel. Momma get the ballpark franks!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 266 May 9, 2011
Don't fear the reaper, public safety message, the color green, paper cuts, romantic letters by Samuel E. Quoke, addicted to email. Burn baby buuuurrrrrrnnnnn!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 265 May 6, 2011
The back seat hump, Osama is DEAD, a listener apology from Harland, and Dr. Ascot. Cider, cinders, and Sunday's!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 264 May 4, 2011
My final interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick. Sweet Scuttlebutt lodge!!  
PLAY PODCAST 263 May 2, 2011
My new hero, energy drinking, Senior Fuentes, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, Harland sings with the Cousins. Slurp a purple Slurpee!  
PLAY PODCAST 262 April 29, 2011
Babies at the movies, bugs and lights, interview with actor/comedian Andy Dick, a sad bird story. Fluffy flutty nutty's!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 261 April 27, 2011
Cell phones kill, interview with comedian/actor Andy Dick, trucks on fire, road runners. Born to be krinkled!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 260 April 25, 2011
Hairy girlfriends, romantic summer letters, summer love, poetry, interview with actor comedian Andy Dick. Slap your sugar loaf!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 259 April 22, 2011
Fatties at the gym, A celebrity guest drops by the studio for a chat, tax the rich, Dr. Ascot. Fold my sheet face!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 258 April 20, 2011
People who whisper, going underground, Angelina Jolie visit, Football drive thru, Cap'n Kirk invades the studio, BBQ Eddy, and the listner mail bag. Grab a scab dab!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 257 April 18, 2011
President Obama wants the rich to pay more, BBQ Eddy, are you into yoga? golf nerds, accused of being high. Twirly wirly twist ties!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 256 April 15, 2011
I'm going to play a dirty mind trick on you today, big birds in the sky, watching too much TV, BBQ Eddie, racism. Salad tong my falad flong!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 255 April 13, 2011
New inventions, BBQ Eddy, Whale burgers, zoo sex tours, Celebrity Races, dog sex, swear word compliments. Curl up my bobby socks!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 254 April 11, 2011
5 star dining, talking urinals, Sinkholes and potholes, BBQ Eddy, infomercial stupidity. Creamy crab soup sauce!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 253 April 8, 2011
Plumbers, parking your car and tickets, listener voice mail, Dr. Ascot, breaking down "It Sucks", and BBQ Eddy is back for BBQ season.  
PLAY PODCAST 252 April 6, 2011
Hunting vs Groceries, red tailed hawk hunt, how to be cool, Celebrity Races, and gophers. Stack a sandbag on my Flowbee!!  
PLAY PODCAST 251 - NICK THUNE April 4, 2011
My very special guest today is comedian NICK THUNE, love this guy. We'll be discussing life, animal attacks, Viagra, therapy, and of course participating in the Harland Highway nature quiz. Enjoy!!  
PLAY PODCAST 250 April 1, 2011
McDonald's Big Mac, budding in line, how annoying is Sponge Bob? Senior Fuentes, truckers and trucker songs. Cabbage smells like lettuce!!  
PLAY PODCAST 249 March 30, 2011
Spilling stuff, furs and guns, phone sex, frozen yogurt, and celebrity races. Merciful mongo meats!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 248 March 28, 2011
Monday blues, phone messages, tuxedos, an annoying guest drops by, shopping at the 99 cent store, paparazzi. Buttered walnuts anyone??  
PLAY PODCAST 247 March 25, 2011
Violence and rage, listeners call in and sing to the Harland Highway, the disaster in Japan, weekend snoozers, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Honey soak my sister teeth!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 246 March 23, 2011
The succulent smells of sex, swearing and cussing, the art of telling jokes, and how much jewelry do you wear!!! Slap my deep fryer silly!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 245 March 21, 2011
Going out for dinner with a group, Senior Fuentes, gardening, Charlie Lee wants on American Idol, crappy cell phone service. Wham bham thank you Spam!!  
PLAY PODCAST 244 March 18, 2011
Strange pizza, Senior Fuentes, Harland reads a poem, secrets in the men's room, scary new computers. Flip my furry flapjack!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 243 March 16, 2011
St. Patrick's Day with visits from Kringee McKringles the Irish leprechaun, 80's roller rink flashback, V.I.P. sections, hairy armpits, a drunk Irish song, and bed bugs. Wash my water buffalo!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 242 March 14, 2011
Special guest Tom Green, new shoes, stupid 911 and 411 calls, Cinnamon Boy, the art of eating seeds, caller request line. Watery winged vunder yah yah!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 241 March 11, 2011
St. Patty's day leprechaun drops in, the Charlie Sheen fiasco, listener voice mail, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Burn my sisters gum line!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 240 March 9, 2011
Donuts, VIZ Magazine Brit humor, A visit from Chin Ho Hawaii 5-0, listener voice mails, outdoor gals, rubber sidewalks. Crab bake oyster farts!!  
PLAY PODCAST 239 - Guest BRIAN PALERMO March 7, 2011
My funny and insightful actor, improv, friend Brian Palermo drops by for interesting topics, some improv fun and of course the Harland Highway animal quiz!  
PLAY PODCAST 238 March 4, 2011
Stupid phone greetings, British humor, need more information please, exciting celebrity sightings, check out lines at the grocery store. Sizzling stink wax!!  
PLAY PODCAST 237 March 2, 2011
Harland the law breaker, invitations to space aliens, filing for chapter 11, tazer guns, voice mails, Senior Feuntes, radio madness. Fold my paper face!!  
PLAY PODCAST 236 February 28, 2011
Viz Magazine, computer love, Celebrity races, the speed of a sneeze. Flap my greasy mud flaps!!  
PLAY PODCAST 235 February 25, 2011
A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone, lottery winners, wireless stuff, Taxi's, Dr. Ascot, live satellite feed to Egypt. Blueberry face warts!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 234 February 23, 2011
Charity event, UFO's, taggers, nude sunbathing with Jenifer Aniston, shooting horses, freedom in Egypt. Suckle my Knuckle!!  
PLAY PODCAST 233 February 21, 2011
Old and fat security guards, YouTube and the YouTube game, weapons for sale, Iran gets the bomb. Polly wolly doodle all the day.  
PLAY PODCAST 232 February 18, 2011
Wind power, Uranus, world record holders, Dr. Ascot, Canadian singing voices, cock fights. Lightly boiled light bulb coils!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 231 February 16, 2011
Blind people and seeing eye critters, Julia Childs cooking lesson, guys try to cook, a visit from Hawaiian law enforcement, strange discoveries, and the human race. Wobbly bobbly socks!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 230 February 14, 2011
Babies, scented things, Phone in's, let's read a poem, and the miracle of birth. Blustery balooga buns!!  
PLAY PODCAST 229 - VALENTINES SHOW February 11, 2011
Yes lovers, it's the Valentines show. Today we talk all about love and have guests and read mushy letters and take your phone calls and love, love, love, baby!!! Turtle egg delights!!  
PLAY PODCAST 228 February 9, 2011
Internet shut down, gay rainbows, a phone call to my son, boiled eggs, Valentine Day suggestions, special teams, sexual positions. Backwoods bungie candy!!  
PLAY PODCAST 227 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL DROPS IN February 7, 2011
My hilarious comedian buddy Justin Schlegel drops by for another fun filled romp down the Highway! Burnt toast hairs!  
PLAY PODCAST 226 February 4, 2011
Parental attachment, jobs we refuse to do, a call to my son, comedian Sean Tweedley, Superbowl commercials, crazy phone calls, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Prune my pickled plumb sauce!!  
PLAY PODCAST 225 February 2, 2011
What do you believe in? Riding on the bus, comedian Sean Tweedley, and yes, Valentines Day is coming. Sweet tears of tangerine love!!  
PLAY PODCAST 224 January 31, 2011
Baby pandas, dinosaur extinctions and dragons, listener mail, hunting gone awry. Silly sandals slurping seaweed!!  
PLAY PODCAST 223 January 28, 2011
Dangerous texting, American Idol stuff, Dr. Ascot, and the NEW Noah's Ark. Tumbling light bulb meat!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 222 January 26, 2011
Scary new computer, Half Baked movie clip, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, Shark fin letters, people who talk too much, strange visotor to the studio. Black and blue red purples!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 221 January 24, 2011
Listener mail, cruise ships, award shows, zebra hunting, celebrity karaoke. Swollen blueberry buns!!  
PLAY PODCAST 220 January 21, 2011
Gum chewing, strange habits, comedian Gene Pompa drops by, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot. Friday Night fun bags!!  
PLAY PODCAST 219 January 19, 2011
Raquetball, comedian Gene Pompa, Shark finning, lotteries, sad funeral news. Buttery butter buns!!  
PLAY PODCAST 218 January 17, 2011
Toenails and finger nails, Comedian Gene Pompa, voice mail, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, cash bonuses, cat allergies, wedding fat, and romantic night sounds. Tremble my tangerines!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 217 January 14, 2011
Micro mites, Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer, bugs, football and tennis, and Dr. Ascot. BBQ my toadstools!!  
PLAY PODCAST 216 January 12, 2011
Decorating, sleep overs, finances, comedian Sean Tweedley, sleeping in, Harland goes to a basketball game. Tweet my turnip!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 215 January 10, 2011
Pulp, American Idol freaks, book stores, driving distractions, Comedian Sean Tweedley, bad at math, timing. Eat my front lawn!!  
PLAY PODCAST 214 January 7, 2011
Voice mail, pregnant men, comedian Sean Tweedley, airport pat down, hair and baldness, Dr. Ascot. Aluminum monkey warts!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 213 January 5, 2011
Queens and kings, football rules, bull riding, home security, cows in the snow, charities, wrong numbers. Big balls of bo-bo bingles.  
PLAY PODCAST 212 January 3, 2011
Cheaters, corn dogs, body clocks, working out in the new year, sexy beds, pop up ads. Twiddly diddly dee!!  
PLAY PODCAST 211 - NEW YEAR December 31, 2010
This is the new years eve show - listen in as I mingle at the new years party with all the cast and crew from the Harland Highway. And Happy New Year too!!  
PLAY PODCAST 210 December 29, 2010
The ozone layer, planning for the new year, Celebrity Races, cheese, sports rules.  
PLAY PODCAST 209 December 27, 2010
A casual chit chat with an old friend. Sizzle my hot Tonka truck!  
PLAY PODCAST 208 December 24, 2010
VHS tapes, Christmas carols, news stories and how they're told, Celebrity races. Sweet chicken cheese fries!! Merry Christmas everybody!!  
PLAY PODCAST 207 December 22, 2010
The doctor's office, Celebrity races, windows, toilet paper, and Life Coach Dr. Debbie Thymer. Butterscotch brumble breads!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 206 XMAS PARADE December 20, 2010
Yes today is the day, it's the 72nd annual Harland Highway Christmas Parade. Hope you enjoy the festivities and Merry Christmas!! Sugar plumb dingle buns!  
PLAY PODCAST 205 December 17, 2010
Listener voice mails, dirty cars, movie snacks, Senior Feuntes, sneezing, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Bundles of biggles!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 204 December 15, 2010
Dr. Debbie Thimer (Life Coach), new coffins, book readers, Christmas guests, Fight Night final round. Scottish Olive oil faces!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 203 December 13, 2010
Positive people, Cameras, Dr. Ascot, putting up Xmas lights, and listener voice mail request. Blubbery balls of blongo meat!!  
PLAY PODCAST 202 December 10, 2010
Fist pounding, celebrity Xmas carols, violent theme parks, celebrity races, catching the flu, bullies. Pardon my garden!!  
PLAY PODCAST 201 December 8, 2010
Credit card swipes, accents, voice mail, bacon, tractors, and a visit from a zoo keeper. Lovely lump meat!!  
PLAY PODCAST 200 December 6, 2010
Hallelujah, it's Podcast number 200. Today we celebrate this milestone and also talk about man kissing, airline security, and cell phones. Eat a bag of party poppers kids!!  
PLAY PODCAST 199 December 3, 2010
Strange news story, your face, work out people, horrible publicity stunt, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Tuna ass face sandwiches!!  
PLAY PODCAST 198 December 1, 2010
Osama in hiding, voicemails, drying off, interview with IHOP waiter, armed soldiers, and Timmy the campfire kid. Curl my frenchfries!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 197 November 29, 2010
Chocolate, Celebrity races, gay test, action figures, DNA, and Timmy campfire songs. Slap a starfish!!  
PLAY PODCAST 196 November 26, 2010
Voice mail, a twisted police report, dirty cell phones, smelly smokers, the car wash, and lastly Dr. Ascot. Bundles of burnt bongo drums!!  
PLAY PODCAST 195 - THANKSGIVING SPECIAL November 24, 2010
It's our annual Thanksgiving day parade hosted by John Waters and John Starter - Have fun, and be sure to give thanks for your face!  
PLAY PODCAST 194 November 22, 2010
A lecture from a comedian, listener voice mail where sex injury's are revealed, and then, there's trouble brewing on the Harland Highway, the future of the show hangs in the balance.  
PLAY PODCAST 193 November 19, 2010
Saying hello's, bumble bee prank, counterfeit money, voice mail, clothes shopping, dangerous sex. Bless my bacteria scabs!!  
PLAY PODCAST 192 November 17, 2010
Dangerous nature story, airport terminals, celebrity races, hiccup girl, UFO phone call, Strange fire rescue. Sizzle my walnut oil!!  
PLAY PODCAST 191 November 15, 2010
New fangled billboards, street lights, celebrity races, Harland sings a lovely love song, Timmy the campfire song kid. Peel my shrimp and call me Mongo!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 190 November 12, 2010
New words, publicity stunt, ugly politicians, infomercials, Harry Potter, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Mingle my mangle!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 189 November 10, 2010
Kissing, dog surgery, ladies night, birthday news, voicemails, and Timmy King campfire songs. Peel my pork chops!!  
PLAY PODCAST 188 November 8, 2010
My birthday, teen heart throbs, voice mails, crows, car batteries, girl farts, mammoths. Pass the onion butter kids!  
PLAY PODCAST 187 November 5, 2010
Family, grocery store baggers, BBQ Eddy, A visit from my cousin Kevin, loser friends, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Sun dried fudge meat!!  
PLAY PODCAST 186 November 3, 2010
Strange kissing, Are you a track star? Sports screamers, smokers dying, news teasers, campfire songs, baseball caps. Windy water wipeouts!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 185 November 1, 2010
Robins, earth worms, hot dogs, virgins, helicopter traffic reports, big announcement. Peel my fish scales!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 184 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL October 29, 2010
Full of horrifying special guests. You wont sleep well after this one! AROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 183 October 27, 2010
Bottle returns, guest comedian, helmets, Google cars, Russian roulette, butter, running of the ....???? Whacky Tabaccckkky sauce!!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 182 October 25, 2010
Interview with my cousin Kevin, polls and pollsters, Russian roulette, call waiting, Halloween treats, Senior Fuentes, Quick tips, nicknames. Sweet tiddly winkles!!  
PLAY PODCAST 181 October 22, 2010
BBQ Eddy, more owl stuff, lawsuits, no, Dr. Ascot hate voicemail, and then of course, Dr. Ascot. Silver slumber dogs!  
PLAY PODCAST 180 October 20, 2010
Eating at the movies, eyebrows, charity issues, voicemail, old technology, romantic letters, organic food. Squeeze my pinch face!!  
PLAY PODCAST 179 October 18, 2010
Russian roulette, chicks and Halloween, I can fly, close but no cigar, voice mail for cheaters, Senior Fuentes. Moo moo moo went the cow!  
PLAY PODCAST 178 October 15, 2010
Cool movie dudes, street names, listener voice mails, rattlesnakes and cowboys, Cinnamon Boy, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet Apple chowder pie!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 177 October 13, 2010
The finger, snack bar rip off's, Senior Fuentes, Outdoor kids, technology, nude chores, BBQ Eddy. Swimming salmon steaks matey's!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 176 October 11, 2010
Russian roulette, politics and money, mission to mars, Space visitor to studio, valet parking, bad car commercials, the question of the day. Slap my tuna melt!!  
PLAY PODCAST 175 October 8, 2010
Cold sores, wisdom from the homeless, people watching, best friends, strange bear attacks, Dr. Ascot. Twist my slippers!  
PLAY PODCAST 174 October 6, 2010
Trust, CSI, Shoe store time, Romantic letters, butterflies, listener voice mails. Holy Tuba player Batman!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 173 October 4, 2010
Sea creatures, Laughing at AIDS, Curious George, Life on earth, Rosa Louisa drops by. Corny cheese sauce!  
PLAY PODCAST 172 October 1, 2010
Dog diets, kicking dogs, listener voice mails, and Dr. Ascot. Sweet gurgling rain water juices!!  
PLAY PODCAST 171 September 29, 2010
U.S. citizenship, airport golf carts, Death Valley, Senior Fuentes, Rule of law, and phone messages. Gargle your bargle!  
PLAY PODCAST 170 September 27, 2010
Amazing facts you didn't know, Dead Julia Childs, ghosts, street names, angel wings, and yes, Cinnamon Boy. Sweet mother of meatloaf!  
PLAY PODCAST 169 September 24, 2010
Good God, I forget what's on this one - oh well, just have faith, dive in and enjoy a mystery grab bag of Harland Highway fun! HA HA...  
PLAY PODCAST 168 September 22, 2010
Waiters, girl secrets, sea creatures, air safety, and phone messages. Gulp, I swallowed a tasty podcast!!  
PLAY PODCAST 167 September 20, 2010
How to tip, strange sounds, garage sale madness, old trucks, deja vu, owls, and info on my new indie movie Fudgy Wudgy Fudge Face! Blast off Billy Boy!  
PLAY PODCAST 166 September 17, 2010
This episode I sit down and have some great laughs with my friend Deven Green. Lots of fun stories, sweetsies, and even some singing too. Holy broiled butter sauce!  
PLAY PODCAST 165 September 15, 2010
Texting at the wheel, eating habits, a visit from Cinnamon Boy, politician support, logo's, and Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady.  
PLAY PODCAST 164 September 13, 2010
My hilarious buddy Justin Schlegel drops in again for more hijinx and dindydandy's! What a knuckle sadwich treat!  
PLAY PODCAST 164 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL September 13, 2010
Yes, my special guest is back, comedian Justin Schlegel. A fun filled interview including the Harland Highway animal quiz!! Sideribs and wide faces!  
PLAY PODCAST 163 September 10, 2010
Morning show rockers, outboard motors, Dr. Ascot, Animal destruction, and a visit from Rosa Louisa the cleaning lady. Burn my toast and call me Sally!  
PLAY PODCAST 162 September 8, 2010
Tiger Woods divorce, the names of the United States, special drop ins from a hard rocker and the cleaning staff, and what's happening to the porno industry? Sweltering thumbtack sauce!!  
PLAY PODCAST 161 September 6, 2010
Special guest Singer/songwriter Sterling Mire from her band Darlings of the Day! Lucious Melba toast!  
PLAY PODCAST 160.mp3 September 3, 2010
Serious stuff and fingernails too - sweeeet honey mustard cornbread!  
PLAY PODCAST 159 September 1, 2010
A collection of silly Willy topics in today's fun time grab bag! Have fun kiddies!  
PLAY PODCAST 158 - JUSTIN SCHLEGEL August 30, 2010
My very funny comedian friend Justin Schlegel is today's guest where we talk about many important and silly things. Be sure to put your face brace on for this one! Sweet mango chutney!  
PLAY PODCAST 157 August 27, 2010
Cell phone loss, roller coasters, seat belt dangers, Olio, the ice cream guy, and talk about an 80's rock ledgend. Get the crab meat Billy!!  
PLAY PODCAST 156 August 25, 2010
Big, fat balloons, people who work at night, celebrity endorsements, and yes, hair coloring. Sufferin' succotash shorts!  
PLAY PODCAST 155 - ORNY ADAMS August 23, 2010
My special guest is a very funny comedian, Mr. Orny Adams, what a delightful treat indeed! Heavenly clam chowder delights!  
PLAY PODCAST 154 August 20, 2010
The Ice Cream man, drive thru regrets, prisons, comas, A scaaarrryy horror story, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Blobs of blob meat!!  
PLAY PODCAST 153 August 18, 2010
SPECIAL GUEST comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, facial expressions, Senior Fuentes, ceiling stains. Pass the pine nuts on the left hand side!  
PLAY PODCAST 152 August 16, 2010
Too many survivor shows, air bags and seat belts, Harley Davidson noise and other motorcycle things. Cabbage wabbage!  
PLAY PODCAST 151 August 13, 2010
Interview with cast of big Hollywood movie, What happened to Tom Cruze? Voicemails, and Dr. Ascot. Twirl my turnip sauce!!  
PLAY PODCAST 150 August 11, 2010
The BIG question? Pee in the pool and crazy toilet seats, a visit from the local ice cream man. Buttery butter buns!!  
PLAY PODCAST 149 Justin Schlegel August 9, 2010
My very special guest today is Justin Schlegel, a VERY funny comedian who is starting to blow up in the world of stand up comedy. Saggy sagebrush licorice!!  
PLAY PODCAST 148 August 6, 2010
UFO's, Charles Manson, the metric system, and yes, Dr. Ascot. Lumbering lumber yards!  
PLAY PODCAST 147 August 4, 2010
Baseball, falling asleep at work, phone numbers, outer space stuff. Houston we have a garlic bud!!!  
PLAY PODACAST 146 August 2, 2010
Soccer blows, going to the dentist, caught in the act. Blundering blumber balls!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 145 July 30, 2010
Donuts, truckers, gummy sidewalks, students and stickers, and Dr. Ascot. Twirly twinkly twiddleflies!!  
PLAY PODCAST 144 July 28, 2010
50/50, sleepwalking, ass pepper, nitrus gas, and when people change. Son of a sandpiper!!  
PLAY podcast 143 July 26, 2010
Manatee's, Getting old, Cinnamon boy, Old Faithful and PMS. Clam baked Brisquit!!  
PLAY PODCAST 142 July 23, 2010
Old technology, Sea monsters, Mother Mary, Confession, and Dr. Ascot. Trembling termite teeth!!  
PLAY PODCAST 141 July 21, 2010
Listeners letters from the Harland Highway mailbag, train accidents, the human body, cops and criminals. Tender sapling tips!!  
PLAY PODCAST 140 July 19, 2010
Street lights, 867 - 5309, must see lists, brains, gas stations. Finely shaved sun block!!  
PLAY PODCAST 139 July 16, 2010
Seatbelts, road trips, Mt. Rushmore, lightning, Ice cream parlors, gas prices, and Dr. Ascot. Watery wonder wheels!!  
PLAY PODCAST 138 July 14, 2010
Eggs, Elephant Man, leg hair, Harleys, and flat tires. Mumbo freaking jumbo!!  
PLAY PODCAST 137 July 12, 2010
Urban myths, Street lingo, customized pets, driving in the blind spot, honking the horn, hand writing madness. Butterscotch toenail sauce!!  
PLAY PODCAST 136 July 9, 2010
Smoking, BBQ Eddy, Whiney rules, kids on planes, fast food, and Dr. Ascot. Merciful Mongo Meat!!!  
PLAY PODCAST 135 July 7, 2010
Diets, celebrity races, BBQ Eddy, bikinis, stamps, strange sports. Lumley lulb lunks!!  
PLAY PODCAST 134 July 5, 2010
New condoms, whack jobs, music lessons, romantic letters, pack rats, and the spring floods. LOvely luder bars!!  
PLAY PODCAST 133 July 2, 2010
Hair conditioner, baseball, Dr. Ascot, doormats. Garlicy sweet McSnuffins!!  
PLAY PODCAST 132 June 30, 2010
Pacemakers and fake body parts, BBQ eddy, pool toys, blow jobs and cockblocking, Senior Fuentes! Tingly tangly tangerines!!  
PLAY PODCAST 130 June 28, 2010
Special invite for Harland, spiders, tv remotes, bad kids, Senior Fuentes, and Celebrity Races. Timbly wimbly gimbly!  
PLAY PODCAST 129 June 25, 2010
Butter, fashion and clothing, gray hair, men's nipples, and the ever so annoying Dr. Ascot. Twiddly diddly dee!!  
PLAY PODCAST 128 June 23, 2010
Tantalizing tid bits of twizzle sticks!!  
PLAY PODCAST 127 June 21, 2010
The oil spill, sno-cones, Senior Fuentes, Government secrets, insurance. Poppin poppy seed cake!!  
PLAY PODCAST 126 June 18, 2010
Tornadoes, Africa, Stretching, and something we all need, good manners. Somebody tell Paul Mcartney. Thundering walnut sauce!!  
PLAY PODCAST 125 June 16, 2010
Old folks discounts, BBQ Eddy, Celebrity Races, bad backs, dust, change and coins, prom night, and toenails. Porky the pudgy Princess!!  
PLAY PODCAST 124 June 14, 2010
Let's talk about your pee and pizza. Also BBQ Eddy, Senior Fuentes, household cleanser, and letters from you as we dip into the listener Mail Bag. Slumberin slug lips!  
PLAY PODCAST 122 June 9, 2010
Critters in your house, celebrity races, taxi drivers, bbq's, Eddy likes to party. Yum buns.  
PLAY PODCAST 121 June 7, 2010
The national anthem, Senior Fuentes, outside the box, socks. Holy fluff a nut!  
PLAY PODCAST 120 June 4, 2010
Silly fun bags.  
PLAY PODCAST 119 June 2, 2010
Hurricanes, funerals, hugging, Eddy the bbq king, celebrity races. Sweet bean soup!  
PLAY PODCAST 118 May 31, 2010
Tasty fun time treats and Dr. Ascot  
PLAY Podcast 117 May 28, 2010
Blood, Gender issues, Wills and dying, Dating, Dr. Ascot! Clam Bake Tuesday!  
PLAY Podcast 116 - Brian Palermo 2 May 26, 2010
My buddy Brian Palermo drops by for chats about life, love and fun! WHAT A CHEESE TREAT!  
PLAY Podcast 115 May 24, 2010
Lawn care, Senior Fuentes, indoor plants, breaking records, CEO's, and food! Happy bell pepper sauce!  
PLAY Podcast 114 May 21, 2010
Romance and bad boys, Hooters, Smoking, and Dr. Ascot. Mumbly marble meat!  
PLAY Podcast 113 May 19, 2010
Keith Richards from Rolling Stones, Overpopulation, peeling beer labels, hockey fights. Nitrus on a nightride Billy!!  
PLAY Podcast 112 May 17, 2010
Special guest Brian Palermo, we talk about love, life, animals, and even do a little Improv together! Swwet funny fun bunch!  
PLAY Testing from New Podcast Host May 17, 2010
This is just a test. We are in the process of switching to a new podcast hosting system and want to make sure the transition is as smooth as possible.  
PLAY Podcast 111 May 14, 2010
Talk about toothpaste and other fun things - also Dr. Ascot! Bumbling blue bongo drums!  
PLAY Podcast 110 May 12, 2010
Lack of sleep, illegal immigration discussion, languages. Tender strips of tender tiny beef!  
PLAY Podcast 109 May 10, 2010
Debate over heaven or hell, Life Coach Debbie Timer, Water, manatees. Suds of buds and fun!  
PLAY Podcast 108 May 7, 2010
Mothers day Podcast talking about all things Mother. A visit with Charlie Lee where we discuss his Mother's Day specials... oh, and it is Friday so a visit with Dr. Ascot too. Happy Mo Day Mom's!  
PLAY Podcast 107 May 5, 2010
My encounter with 2nd man on the moon Buzz Aldrin. Space fluid fever!  
PLAY Podcast 106 May 3, 2010
Snoring, baseball, pillow mints and snacking, eating, toothpicks. Merry milk shake sauce!  
PLAY Podcast 105 April 30, 2010
Museums, being a kid, tying ties, and of course... Dr. Ascot! Thundering fudge barnacles!!  
PLAY Podcast 104 April 28, 2010
A visit from James T. Kirk, discipline in the USA, the bald eagle, organic foods, car navigation. Simple as a pimple!  
PLAY Podcast 103 April 26, 2010
Outdoor concerts, New inventions, A visit from an odd fellow, interview with my Cousin Kevin and talks about breakfast cereal. Tiddly diddly dee!  
PLAY Podcast 102 April 23, 2010
Celebrity races, My NEW movie, interview with Led Zepplin, song lyrics, hero's, and Dr. Ascot. Pudgy Blueberry bumblebuns!!  
PLAY Podcast 101 April 21, 2010
Girls unsexy shoes, dolphins, too much showering, ants and insect murders. Sweet deep fried dumpling sauce!  
PLAY Podcast 100 April 19, 2010
Podcast #100, Senior Fuentes, Leather jackets, guitar lessons, pot holes, baby illness. Forest fried funbags kids!!  
PLAY Podcast 99 April 16, 2010
Sex changes, prom season, visit from my cousin Kevin, and Dr. Ascots Friday therapy. Sweet unicorn droppings!  
PLAY Podcast 98 April 14, 2010
Dreams, friendships, Podcast haters, rainy days and romantic moments. Swirl your frozen yogurt!  
PLAY Podcast 97 April 12, 2010
Spring mating and winter fat, Workout gizmos, street names, The Masters golf tournament, The BEST sport debate. Sun burnt teeth!  
PLAY Podcast 96 April 9, 2010
Home repairs, Gingy the gingerbread man from Shrek, burps & boogers, Dr. Ascot. Sweet tangerine tummy tumblers!!  
PLAY Podcast 95 April 7, 2010
Using up ink cartridges, Celebrity races, How to rate actors, truck tires, how was your Easter. Cranberry crinkle corn everybody!!  
PLAY Podcast 94 April 5, 2010
Posing for pictures, WD-40, Death of a friend, shopping for clothes, Beer gut! Rest in peace Eric Tunney.  
PLAY Podcast 93 April 2, 2010
Easter special with a visit from the Easter Bunny. Modern cameras and cell phone relationships, and of course, Dr. Ascot. Holy wing wang sauce!  
PLAY Podcast 92 March 31, 2010
Troubles in the USA, Government secrets, Technology, and plane watching as a hobby! Trukasaurus meatyus!  
PLAY Podcast 91 - Special guest Cat Von D. March 29, 2010
SPECIAL GUEST tattoo artist Cat Von D. Also, nice people, Ex flames, laser eye surgery, and octopie. Enjoy the beef!  
PLAY Podcast 90 March 26, 2010
Dr. Ascot, melting snow, new cheeses, and pot smoking babies! Honkalicious!!  
PLAY Podcast 89 - with Brian Palermo March 24, 2010
Me and my improv buddy Brian sit around and talk about life! Lunch bag it!  
PLAY Podcast 88 March 22, 2010
Life coach Dr. Debbie Timer, modern people, popping pills, joggers, and stupid sayings. Happy catfish fillets!  
PLAY Podcast 87 March 19, 2010
Handicap parking spots and drivers, comas and sleeping, TV distractions, and Dr. Ascot. Swelled up meat monkeys!  
PLAY Podcast 86 March 17, 2010
St. Pattys Day, pilot season, speaking, news anchors, and a visit from two really annoying guests! Have a green one man!  
PLAY Podcast 85 March 15, 2010
St. Patricks Day, leprechaun guest, Sex crime, Spring break, and driving frustrations. Slurp it nice!  
PLAY Podcast 84 March 12, 2010
Celebrity races, old man guest, Voice mails, lip reading and sign language, women with hair, and male figure skaters and Dr. Ascot. Chips ahoy Dr. Doolittle!!  
PLAY Podcast 83 March 10, 2010
Dealing with fat people, dog death and dog breath, human survival, and what if people had tails? Have fun caramel buns!  
PLAY Podcast 82 March 8, 2010
A visit from someone in the sex trade, iPod hunger, fat pregnant mothers, and comedian Orny Adams drops by for a visit! Glorious sweet treats!  
PLAY Podcast 81 March 5, 2010
Cover your mouth, laughing, annoying driving and celebrity races. Have a fun stack of fiddlesticks!!  
PLAY Podcast 80 March 3, 2010
Today we get phone messages from stoners, we talk killer whale attacks, food and general bad eating habits. Put your bib on Nelly!  
PLAY Podcast 79 March 1, 2010
Yawning, laughing, driving, and Celebrity races! What a tasty tootsie roll!  
PLAY Podcast 78 February 26, 2010
Celebrity races, phone calls from listeners, a spiritual adviser drops in, and yes it's Friday and that means Dr. Ascot. Happy twinkle toes!  
PLAY Podcast 77 February 24, 2010
Cures for the body, the way the body works, stress relief, body piercings, and a visit from Police officer Chin-Ho from Hawaii 5-0. Swirling seaweed sauce!  
PLAY Podcast 76 February 22, 2010
Car add on's, Animals making sexy time in nature, your first time and how many times lifetime, and other sexy topics. Sweet mumbling mold monsters!  
PLAY Podcast 75 February 19, 2010
Cell phone habits, Reality show breasts, oragami classes, special in studio guest, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot! Have fun crab pickers!  
PLAY Podcast 74 February 17, 2010
Teen Sex Specialist drops in, kids in the new century, the rules of eating out, the rules of Happy Birthday! Enjoy my little sand bunnies!  
PLAY Podcast 73 February 15, 2010
Today I do some cheesy love song singing for you, then we talk about falling in love, trust, and farts! What???  
PLAY Podcast 72 February 12, 2010
It's the Valentines day show - let's talk about love and the special someone in your wife...I mean life!  
PLAY Podcast 71 February 10, 2010
Pre - Valentines day show. Suggestions for valentines from listeners, romantic letters, love vs technology, making out in cars, and Angelina Jolie drops by. Enjoy landlubbers!  
PLAY Podcast 70 February 8, 2010
Let's talk about SEX baby, as well as traveling and packing. Will be discussing the USA and security issues, also modern day celebs vs old school celebs. Have fun dingbat hunters!  
PLAY Podcast 69 February 5, 2010
Crank calls, whiney adults, global warming, sports, breakfast truama, celebrity races and Dr. Ascot. Sweet buttery marmalade!  
PLAY Podcast 68 February 3, 2010
Man reports a UFO, Hand shakes and your health, Space sex, and so much more. Holy hulllaballoo!!  
PLAY Podcast 67 February 1, 2010
Today we read listener mail, make crank calls, and an alod friend of the show drops by the studio. Heavenly wax balls!!  
PLAY Podcast 66 January 29, 2010
Today's pod, surround sound, phones at the movies, pick up lines, camel toe, celebrity races, eating out, and Dr. Ascot. It's a Wavy Davy boys and girls!  
PLAY Podcast 65 - Guest Tom Green January 27, 2010
My special guest today is Tom Green. Lot's of silly fun talking about romance and scary movies! Lord lavender and the lovely bunch!!  
PLAY Podcast 64 January 25, 2010
Freak shows, body jewelry,Pavlov's dog, Julia Childs cooking from the grave, and my NEW BOOK!!! Sweet termite meat!!  
PLAY Podcast 63 January 22, 2010
Today I cover Electric 'murder' cars, drive thru's, commercials, wookies, sleeping partners, and breakfast ceral. What a wonderment of wondermeat!! Enjoy!  
PLAY Podcast 62 - Guest Dane Cook January 20, 2010
Today Comedian Dane Cook drops in for some giggles, also first date holdouts, Korean nukes, more celebrity races, and a real scary story that happened to me! Get the marshmallows kids, it's nut job time!  
PLAY Podcast 61 January 18, 2010
Today I talk about modern baby carriages, Karma, creepy celebrities, intimidating phone calls from the USA, and lastly celebrity races! It's gonna be a corgi dog thunder blast!!  
PLAY Podcast 60 January 15, 2010
Today I talk about the power of the USA, men in uniform, funny sayings, throwing things. Such a hot basket of curly fun!  
PLAY Podcast 59 January 13, 2010
Discuss the movie Avatar, dreams, chest hair, street cleaners, high heels, and Mr. Magoo drops by to recite some Jim Morrison poetry! Sweet caramel fudge stains!  
PLAY Podcast 58 January 11, 2010
Today I talk about ponytails, Credit card swipers, Whole Foods, and my buddy Dane Cook drops in. And lastly a haunting song sung by me about suicide...hmmmm strange ending to today's show indeed!!! Fun frolicks five!  
PLAY Podcast 57 January 8, 2010
Voice mails, liposuction, Freddy Kruger, global warming, my gardener Senior Fuentes, and of course a Friday visit with my shrink, Dr. Ascot. Slithering swamp sauce!!  
PLAY Podcast 56 - Guest Tom Green January 6, 2010
Special guest Tom Green drops by for some spectacular conversations and adventures. Tom and I go on a safari into Sponge Bob Squarepants brown pants!!! sweet tropical tree rot!  
PLAY Podcast 55 January 4, 2010
Interview with man who had a CLOSE ENCOUNTER, roadside manners, illegal aliens, and a freckled face kid comes into the studio to sing for us! Sweet Korean corn bread!!  
PLAY Podcast 54 January 1, 2010
1st show of 2010 we talk about sport clothing, landing strips (the female kind), funerals, and a visit with Charlie Lee to see how his new years went. Happy new ear!  
PLAY Podcast 53 December 30, 2009
I'm talking about outsourcing in the USA, Romantic letters read by an expert, and Nerf Herder wrote an incredible Harland song. Jump on board and sing along fat ankles!!  
PLAY Podcast 52 December 28, 2009
Today we discuss security cameras, battery licking, dogs, and the evil things we do as kids. Scrump rumpdillyicious!! Enjoy!  
PLAY The Christmas show and parade December 25, 2009
What a treat. It's the annual Harland Highway Xmas parade as called by John & John in the announcers booth. What a freak show this one turns into. Enjoy everybody, and have a merry, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!  
PLAY Podcast 51 December 23, 2009
More festive Christmas stuff, Xmas singing by actor Toby Huss, Gift giving, and a special sexy visit from the X Rated Mrs. Clause. Holy tinsel teeth!!!  
PLAY Podcast 50 December 21, 2009
Michael Jackson Xmas visit, mall Santa's, Jesus baby son of the lamb, gift wrapping and snow shoveling... lordy lordy get my snowboardy!!  
PLAY Podcast 49 December 18, 2009
Ho Ho Ho Mrs. Clause drops in for a visit, Senior Fuentes brings some present into the studio, and we talk about getting ready for the holidays. Sweet elf droppings!  
PLAY Podcast 48 December 16, 2009
Ruldolph's nose, Dr. Karen Xmas depression, feel good foods, and a call to the North Pole with Timmy the Elf, Santa's #1 workshop elf. What a tinsley treat!!  
PLAY Podcast 47 December 14, 2009
Holiday shopping, greenhouse gas solutions, Xmas decorations and a visit from Pshycologist Karen Attlewater to discuss holiday depression. Sweet clam sauce!  
PLAY Podcast 46 December 11, 2009
Death by coyote, pet love, outdoor smokers, and a listener complains about the Harland Highway....sweet merciful pot roast!!!  
PLAY Guest Adam Carolla December 9, 2009
My guest is Adam Carolla for today's show. He ist Vunderbar! Enjoy!  
PLAY Podcast 45 December 4, 2009
Food, money, and oh yes, Dr. Ascot  
PLAY Podcast 44 December 2, 2009
Bold, fresh, hazelnuts  
PLAY Podcast 43 November 30, 2009
Full moons,sports replays,politicians, and Cinnamon Boy  
 

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